Crease a 'Kyotophile'

I read with mounting horror that Skid Crease is to run for the Liberals in the next election. If closed-minded Kyotophiles like him are elected to run the country I think I will emigrate to the Caribbean, where at least it's warm, unlike the cold, miserable spring we experienced.

Just to recap, earth is subject to climate fluctuations which nobody understands, and about which we can do nothing. If people like Crease would only bend their undoubted talents to tackling polluted drinking water and poisonous emissions from factories perhaps we could get somewhere.

Technical solutions already exist - all that is lacking is the political will to address these problems; an ideal cause for activists. The main problem with "global warming" is that its protagonists can never be proved wrong. Please let us know when this lousy spring is going to warm up, before you start pontificating about what it's going to be like a hundred years from now.

However, I detect lately an encouraging tendency for more and more people to engage in rational discussion of these matters, whereas the hysterical rantings of the Kyotophiles get more ridiculous every day.
John C. Tysoe
  Cheltenham